Omegle fun.

Because we all love to fuck with people on omegle.

Quote :

You: Hello ^w^
Stranger: halla, asl?
You: f/5/uk
You: no wait I mean 15
You: -_-;;;
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: omg I love us guyss ;OOO
Stranger: funny i love uk girls
You: yay ^o^/
Stranger: lol so how big ur tits?
You: double d's ;p
Stranger: sweeeeeet haha
Stranger: 6 inchs
You: omg your boobs are that big
You: ?
Stranger: no my dick haha
You: oh
You: mmmm
You: mine's about 7 inches
Stranger: wtf
You: what?
Stranger: u hav a dick nd ur a girl?
You: yes I have the hormone pills and everything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love bots so much.

Quote :

Stranger: Hi. Male or Female?
You: Hello I am a cat I have taken a thing that let's me type english for twenty se- meow meow meow
Stranger: I am Female. 20 years old
You: meow meow meow
Stranger: Where are you from
You: meow meowwwww
Stranger: I am from USA
You: mewww
Stranger: Do you have a pic?
You: *licks pussy*
Stranger: If you want I can send you mine
You: meow meow meow
Stranger: give me your email
You: meoroooow
Stranger: or I can give you the link. I have a photo in advertisement
You: meow meow meow
Stranger: (insert link to shite here)
You: meow
Stranger: click on left top rectangle. My picture under that advertisement
You: meow
You have disconnected.

Quote :

Stranger: I'm a lesbian yet famela
You: HI, Billy mays here, and i want to interest you in sex
Stranger: asl
You: dead, i'm a ghost ooooooo~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Billy Mays, selling sex no matter what.

Quote :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hii
You: Hey
You: You know what you should do?
Stranger: i might
You: Bend over. I need to look for my pot o gold.
You: I hid it inside yer bum.
You: I gotta use my snake to find it.
Stranger: so thats what that feeling is
Stranger: but i just poop 3 min ago
Stranger: sooooo
You: it's still there.
You: it's magical.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Guess what...
Stranger: what??!
You: I'm just a big penis...
Stranger: ME TOO!
You: Well how'z about that...wanna know somethin' else.
Stranger: what??
You: I'm 7...
Stranger: NO WAY
You: ;3
Stranger: ME TOO!
Stranger: actually 7 AND A HALF. thanks very much
You: GAWD~ DAM~!!
You: I've got a man-woman-child boner
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: this is way too weird...SO DO I!
You: You're not me are you? Dude.
Stranger: actually. i am.
You: FFFFFFFFFF~!! Fudge....want some?
Stranger: yes please
You: Too bad, I hidez it in your vagina~
You: like a squirrel and its nuts
Stranger: DAMMIT
You: wanna know something else?
Stranger: yes please!
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: no way...seriously?
You: No she said she had a boner.......
You: douche.....
You have disconnected.

Nurambus wrote:

Quote :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Guess what...
Stranger: what??!
You: I'm just a big penis...
Stranger: ME TOO!
You: Well how'z about that...wanna know somethin' else.
Stranger: what??
You: I'm 7...
Stranger: NO WAY
You: ;3
Stranger: ME TOO!
Stranger: actually 7 AND A HALF. thanks very much
You: GAWD~ DAM~!!
You: I've got a man-woman-child boner
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: this is way too weird...SO DO I!
You: You're not me are you? Dude.
Stranger: actually. i am.
You: FFFFFFFFFF~!! Fudge....want some?
Stranger: yes please
You: Too bad, I hidez it in your vagina~
You: like a squirrel and its nuts
Stranger: DAMMIT
You: wanna know something else?
Stranger: yes please!
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: no way...seriously?
You: No she said she had a boner.......
You: douche.....
You have disconnected.

why do i have a boner right now

Jman1re wrote:

why do i have a boner right now

Eww~

Inorite?!