Gurps quest number 1.

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Players.
Jman1re: pedobot The construct
Kennyman: Kenny The hobgoblin
Kyo Matsurame:
open:
More if needed.

The travellers are in the town of Rovale.
Spending there time and days in the local tavern, awaiting something to do.
Bartender Bohul the destroyer looks uppon the travellers, and speaks.
Gurps quest number 1. Beholderbartender

So what are you guys going to do today, finally going to get a job or are you going to stink up my bar some more.

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Kenny panics.

"PEDOBOT! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!"

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:28 am

"who the fuck is pedobot, my name is tyrone"

Pedobot slaps at Kenny

{3d6-4 against Dex}

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The member 'Jman1re' has done the following action : Dices roll

'd6' : 1, 2, 3

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:34 am

~SLAP SUCCESSFULL~

D6=2-2 for thrust = 0

Pedobot did 0dmg to Kenny, but he still slapped him in the face!

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Gurps quest number 1. Beholderbartenderpissed

The bartender looks upon the two with a deep hate inside him.
"Listen you guys there are a few jobs on the bulletin board over to the side."

Bohul lifts a tentacle to point at the board filled with assorted requests from towns folk.

"Now get some money to pay your rent or I blast you through the wall."

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:46 am

Pedobot looks around the room to see what else is in the tavern

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Kenny looks at the bulletin board.

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Pedobot looks around the bar.
Gurps quest number 1. Barpz

1: Tables and chairs with assorted drinks
2: The bar
3: The bulletin board
4: Stairs
5: The door
6: A half eaten ash boar, the smell is worse than kenny

Kenny looks at the board, there are 3 pieces of paper that catch your eye.
The rest are various advertisements for services, and graffiti.

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Kenny takes paper to The Destroyer.
"I can read but I don't feel like it right now, what does this say?"

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:04 am

Pedobot stands by Kenny to hear what destroyer has to say.

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Gurps quest number 1. Beholderbartenderreadin

The Destroyer takes the papers and looks them over breifly.

" you got your typical shit really. Firstly we have a request from Mr floppyskins.
He's that horse headed guy at the front of the town, he wants you to clear out the bandits on Barren hill. 750 gold and whatever you find.

We have one from my sister in the local whore house, apparently there is a rat problem. The pay is 200 gold peices

And finally a job from the mayor, kill the pest in the city moat. Pays quite a bit, 350,000 gold"

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"Well I guess we'll go with thr-"

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:16 am

Pedobot thrusts his fist down on the bar!

3d6= 2, 2, 5

Pedobot hits the table right on the corner doing,

D6=6-2 for thrust, doing 4dmg to the table. The table emo-tears.

"NO THAT IS WHAT THEY EXPECT US TO DO! WE ARE DOING NUMBER TWO! WE ARE GOING TO THAT GODDAMN WHORE HOUSE!!"

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Kenny whimpers
"O-okay then..."

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:20 am

"LET'S GO KENNY" Pedobot says as he flips off destroyer and walks out the door of the tavern.

"SEE YOU FAGGOTS IN HELL!"

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Kenny follows Pedobot.

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The town is busy, there are plenty of people walking around.
There are a number of performers in the town centre and guards walking there routes.
1: Whore house
2: Blacksmith
3: Potion store
4: Numerous houses
5: A doctor
6: The market place
7: The tavern
8: The church of Rogith
There are more houses but none of true importance.

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Kenny runs inside the whore house.
"WE'RE HE- wait. Did Destroyer ever sign that paper?"

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:30 am

Pedobot walks in calmly as he looks around, disapointed that there wasn't loads of whores awaiting his arrival.

"WHERE ARE MY WHORES AT!?"

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Alsey the fuckyourshitup approaches the two.
"Hello boys, long time no see"
She floats to pedobot.
"Pedobot my favourite customer if you are looking for that gnome, she is not here. Apparently centaurs are bad news."

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Boobies have arrived.
(self control roll for minor addiction to boobies)

D6: 4, 3, 2

ROLL SUCCESSFUL

"Sup, we're here to do your job. Unfortunately We don't have the paper with us..."

Subject: Re: Gurps quest number 1. Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:45 am

"Well I hope she'll be alright, you don't have any other gnomes for me."

"Other than that," Pedobot creeps up on Alsey "have you been doing fiiiine" He winks at her.

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Gurps quest number 1. Whorehousesisterpissed

"I'm flattered but you told me last time that eyes don't go in that hole"
Alsey floats over to the cellar door, lifting it with her mind.
"So unless you guys are here to sort out the ... Rats. Then I would have to ask you to leave."

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Kenny jumps in the cellar.
"Well then, time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of ass... Right Alsey? Right?"

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