Gurps quest two. A quest for the derpies

Players.
Pantsman, Maxwell the bulbophyllum
Redwood, Shaka R chu
Kenny, Kenny the second.
Avi, I have no idea yet.

The players are in a small set of cells.

WHY HELLO THERE!
My names bob, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME FRED!

What are you in for. Huh? Huh? Huh?
Do you want to trade your shoes for my mustash.

"I DON'T SEE A MUSTACHE!"

Kenny the 2nd spits in Fred's face.

(Roll of 9 the spit was dodged)


You!
YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE EATEN WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!

Do a roll for perception to examine room.

Roll of 9/10
Roll successfull

"Eaten?... Wait, what?!!" The Raichu woman blurted in a slight and sudden fright. "... Umm... I'm in here for prostitution..."

"uhhh durrr?"

Maxwell looks around the room

Maxwell finds nothing shiny

Kennyman wrote:

Do a roll for perception to examine room.

Roll of 9/10
Roll successfull

Kenny sees a small rusted bucket filled with two brown objects floating in festering water.
A small straw mattress, and a wooden stool.
The heavy metal bars are to thick to break.


I WAS A PROSTITUTE.
I was also a soldier, and a robot from the future...
I see the future YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE SEEN!

Do a roll for throwing the bucket at Jeff.

Roll 13/12
Roll unsuccessfull.

Kenny fumbles and throws it at the wall and the brown shit sprays all over him.

Kenny's bad smell stat has gone from -2 to -4.

Maxwell just sits there and gets covered in poo

-1 to detect

"ewwwy whats that stinky?"

Dodge roll: FAILED 13/8
Shaka tries to react, but her fear is such a distraction. She gets hit by the fecal matter, lowering her detect by -1.
"Oh, what the fuck?!"

Kenny notices a dirty were rat.

Minor addiction to boobies roll

Roll 14/12
Roll unsuccessfull

Kenny faceplants into the rat's tits.

"......... That'll be 2 Coins...." she responds, rather unimpressed.

Maxwell is mad about Kenny the second throwing poop on him

Maxwell attempts to punch Kenny

0 brawling skill
default dex-4
18/6
Critical fail

Maxwell hits himself for 3 dmg
Maxwell now has 17 health

"SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS AND SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH!"

A large armoured knight bursts into the room.

What the fuck are you doing in here?... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS STENCH?
Bob signals kenny and begins to scream.

HOLY SHIT THERE IS A GHOST IN HERE! I WILL SKULLFUCK YOUR MOTHER WOOOOOO!
The guard turns to bob and prepares his sword.
Watch your mouth you hairy little shit.

Roll to steal the key.

Roll 9/12
Roll successfull.

He steals the key and hides it in his mouth.

"HEY LEAVE BOB ALONE YOU BIG MEANY HEAD!"

Maxwell hides in the corner of the cell scared

The guard throws bob to the back of the cell.
I will shave you later...
I NEED AN ADULT!
You are 59
Bob stares at him blankly for a moment and speaks...Kiss me!
The guard leaves the room mumbling to himself.

Did you steal his shoes? huh huh? DID YA!?!

"Yes Jeff. Yes."

Kenny waits for a chance to escape.

Shaka sighs, and grumbles...

Stares blankly at Kenny

"Hey Kenny, why are you looking around like that?"

Kenny realizes he's fucking stupid and spits the keys onto the floor.

Shaka is annoyed, and goes to shove Kenny off of her.
"OK, no more free samples."
She decides to wait for an indeterminate amount of time until darkness.

Alright you lot, get to fucking bed, or I will execute the lot of you myself.
I WILL EAT YOU!
You hear the footsteps fade as bob sits in his cell sniffing his finger.

Kenny unlocks the door and sneaks out of the door.

Do a perception roll for examining the room.
Roll 9/10
Roll successfull.