Gurps quest number 1.

The rat spins violently causing kenny to fall from the rat, dexterity 12. 2/5/6 13
Kenny takes 1d4 damage 4

Small rat attacks pedobot for 1d6 pedobot dodges.

Kenny attempts to stab the zombie rat's head.
(Danny rolls)
It does 5 points of damage to the zombie rat.

Pedobot uses Quick-Draw, side-swipeing the rat for d6=5dmg

Pedobot drops longsword and fires arrow toward Zombie Rat.

Zombie Rat Dodges

The rat shouts and sinks his teeth into kenny's arm doing 1d6+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 damage
The smaller rat attacks pedobot in a blind reaction doing 1d6 = 3 damage before bleeding out from the previous wound.

Attempts to stab the zombie rat's nose.
(Danny rolls)
It does 5 damage to the zombie rat.

Pedobot Uses bow, Zombie rat tries to dodge, It fails

Pedobot hits with D6=4-1=3dmg to Zombie Rat

"Aw shit, sucka."

The zombie rat attempts to head-butt kenny doing 1d6 damage of 4 knocking him back into the puddle of semen.

Kenny attempts to stab the zombie rats nose.
(Danny rolls)
Kenny misses and falls back into the semen face first.
"GODDAMN IT WHY?!"

Pedobot uses his bow, Zombie rat tries to dodge, it fails.

Pedobot hits.

D6=6-1=5dmg to Zombie Rat

Zombie Rat Dies


Boss music ends and Victory theme booms from Pedobot's head!

"YES MOTHERFUCKERS, YES!

The zombie rat has one last spasm and falls on top of kenny doing 1d4 damage 1.
Kenny is now face first in semen while a giant zombie rat lays on top of him.

Kenny pisses himself from the horror.
Kenny attempts to push the dead rat off.
(Danny rolls)
He pushes the dead rat off and gets up.

Pedobot picks up his Longsword on the ground that he dropped.

Pedobot searches all of the dead rats on the ground.

You find a dirty pair of underwear.
2 Pieces of rat meat.
And 5 gold.

Kenny searches the giant rat.

Pedobot uses Detect on the Dead Body.

Kenny finds the rat hat +2 dr to head.
Pedobot detects that this is indeed a dead man.

"That sure is a dead man"


Pedobot picks up the Rat Sword, Leather shirt, and the buckler on the body.

"For a minute, I thought she meant that rat problem was me," a female voice said from atop the cellar stairs. I have a feeling I'm not wanted around here."