Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps.

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The northern town of Equestria, a mountain city inhabited by various creatures of all shapes and sizes.
You are in the town centre. The snow is falling as it does ll year round. This keeps most humans away from this town. Which is for the best.

Players.
Neckbeard
Kyo
Kenny
Justin

A large brutish guard stands before you. He is in heavy plate armour, and is wielding a shield. He seems to be a giant penguin.

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*Kenny hugs the penguin.*

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The penguin knight does not know how to respond to this. The hobgoblin awkwardly hugging the armoured creature.
"Wha' the hell kid?"
The penguin is not amused.

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:29 am

*Stares blankly at the man hugging a penguin*

Okay...

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"GIVE ME A QUEST PENGUIN MAN!"

Kenny almost shat himself.

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"Do ah' look like a jobsman? Fuck off ya' lil shit"
Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Olgurps

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"Oh, well then throw me to the nearest bar so that I may acquire sweet sweet progression."

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Grunting the penguin knight grapples kenny. He flings him through the window of a near by bar.
Roll 2d6-3

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10-3 =7
Kenny takes 7 damage as the penguin hurls him through the glass window.
He crashes through a table and hits the floor hard.
The bartender looks at him, then returns to his drinks.

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15/22 hp remaining.

"Does anybody have a quest I can do? Also possibly a health potion?"

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:45 am

*Walks into the bar*

Time to pick up the pieces-oh. You're alive...

*Staring down at the hobgoblin*

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Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Beholderbartenderpissed

"Fuck this shit I'm going on break"
Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Beholderbartendergtfo

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Kenny butt shuffles to the bar stool and observes his environment.

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It's a bar.
There is plenty of drinks and tables around, it seems quite busy as people who could easily destroy the goblin sit and enjoy themselves. A elf is playing a loot as two orcs are violently beating each other to the side.
There is a free table in the corner by the stairs.

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:55 am

*Walks over to the empty table and sits down*

Feh... I need a drink...

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Kenny takes a seat at the empty table.

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The bartender puts a few glasses of stale grog on the table.
"Cause shit here and I will mindfuck you"

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"I just want something to do."

Kenny takes a drink.

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:58 am

*looks at the bartender*

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

*Takes a sip of the drink and leans back*

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:59 am

Danny Green wrote:: The bartender puts a few glasses of stale grog on the table.
"Cause shit here and I will mindfuck you"

A Giant construct by the name of Pedo-Bot walks into the bar, already half drunk and a book of underaged models in his sweater.

"well hiya big buddy pals" said as he slumps ontop of the bartender.

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Justin do a 3d6 roll against your ht-5

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:05 am

3d6=11-5=6

failed protection

3d6=1

Pedobot was mindfucked by the bartender.

Pedobot has become slightly more retarded

12ht-1=11ht left

pedobot has became a highly fuctioning autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM&list=FLG2vw6cqIbNUkH7I0s2rwjA&index=2

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Justin has gained the disadvantage nightmare. Every night he will have this dream.
Which doesn't mean shit, since he is a fucking robot.

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The bartender sits Pedobot on the chair and floats away.
"CUNTS YOU ADVENTURERS ARE ALL CUNTS!"

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Kenny gains a very strange boner.

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