Gurps quest two. A quest for the derpies

Kenny moves to Jeff's cell and unlocks his cell with the key.
"I'm probably going to regret this but you might come in handy."

Walks over and stands to the right of Shaka

"Hello!! My name is Maxwell!!!"

Shaka shows no interest in the animated armor, walking 2 meters north, 3 meters east, and one meter north again, leading against the wall in the vestibule. "Jeez, what did I get myself into, huh Jimmy?"

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
A thundering crash sound is made, as bob bursts through the wooden door in front of the group.
The only visible thing is fountains of blood as limbs and gore flies around.

Kenny gets a boner due to his bloodlust.

Walks in front of Shaka

"Why do you ignore me?"

"I'm sorry, but to tell the truth, you're not very, well... You rub me the wrong way." she calls back as she walks East 5 meters and North 1 meter to stare through the remains of the other door, and looks around at the room in question.

Roll 12/10 FAILED

She is greeted to the sight of blood, and nothing distinguishable.

EAT THEM ALL SOLDIERS!
Bob charges into the alerted guards as they begin to march down the hall way wielding spears and tower shields.

Kenny yells to Jeff.
"Jeff! Don't kill anybody in the cells! We may need them!"
Kenny moves 9 squares to the north towards a cell.

Starts walking towards the first cell on the right

"Hmm, I wonder what's in this cell"

Shaka, while disturbed, continued cautiously North 6 meters.

Kenny moves 5 squares north and unlocks the cell to the west.

Sprints toward the cell on the right

Shaka keeps walking North, noting that Maxwell is running in the same direction.
Uhh... This isn't a competition, you know..."

The next set of cells become visible, they seem to be packed with orc warriors.
OH GOD! WHO SHIT THEMSELVES!?

Kenny unlocks all the cells.
"We're going to escape but an army of guards are coming after us, will you help us?"

Couldn't stop sprinting and hits the cell door for one damage of health
Maxwell now has 17 health

"YES, IT IS A COMPETITION!!!"

Unlocks the cell

"Yeah what Kenny said!"

Shaka keeps walking north towards the wanton destruction caused by Jimmy. She notices one of the guards is incapacitated. She takes two steps West to line up with him. She begins to charge and goes to launch an Electrical projectile at him.
3 Fatigue points.

Let's go sailors.
The group of orcs dart towards the soldiers.
While the other two turn to face maxwell. Interrupting there activities.
Errrm, excuse you learn to knock gawd.

Kenny moves 9 squares north.

"Haha, silly negroes."

"HEY GET OFF OF HIM! YOU'RE HURTING HIMM!!!"

unlocks their cage and pulls pitching orc off of receiving orc

"There, now you're safe to help us"

Shaka continues walking north, 6 meters. She laughs as the man she attacked writhes in pain.
"I'll let them take care of ya, you're not worth my time."

The two orcs finish off the downed guard.

One of the orcs in rage throw a sissy slap at maxwell.
(7/9 sucessfull dodge)
The second orc starts to sissy slap at maxwell
(12/9 1d6-1 = 2 damage)