Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps.

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:10 am

Listen... Um, hob-goblin-thing... As much as I'd like to impale you... I'd rather not get my hands dirty in public...

*Lights up a cig*

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:11 am

"Kenneth, I shall be back, going to the usual place! If you need me come get me."

Pedobot heads toward the elementary school.

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"Shut up dead head Fred."
Kenny slaps the bard gently.

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Jman1re wrote:: "Kenneth, I shall be back, going to the usual place! If you need me come get me."

Pedobot heads toward the elementary school.

Pedobot is greeted by a large slug man.
"... pedobot. Go away"

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:15 am

Pedobot looks over at the slug man.

"Woah shit!"

Pedobot jumps over the truck running past the playground, and in the proccess he grabs a child

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:16 am

Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. - Page 3 Songggs

The bard stares at Kenny after being slapped in the face lightly, and creeps up to him slowly, looking him in his eyes.

"In the air tonight, by Phil Collins...."

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Jman1re wrote:: Pedobot looks over at the slug man.

"Woah shit!"

Pedobot jumps over the truck running past the playground, and in the proccess he grabs a child

"MOTHERFUCKER!"
Darting after him at a +1 adrenaline speed. He will catch up to Pedobot in 3 turns.
He smashes the truck out of the way.

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:19 am

Pedobot jumps ontop of a building and runs across the buildings

Pedobot jumps off a building falling 30 feet, using advantage "Catfall"

child's arm breaks from the fall.

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Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. - Page 3 P8kDb

"Wonder Man by Right Said Fred."

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Keeping up the chase the guard just runs around the building.

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:23 am

Pedobot kicks back a small green man on the ground with a bag of trinkets, making the man fly toward the gaurd as he keeps running away.

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3d6= 8 Sucessfull dodge.
The slug gets closer to Pedobot as he attempts a grapple.
3d6=6 justin dodges the grapple.
"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU PEDOBOT"

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:27 am

3d6=11 failure to bust through fruit stand, making a few apples fall to the ground

"APPLES OF DEEEEEEATH!!!!!

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:28 am

Kennyman wrote:: "Wonder Man by Right Said Fred."

Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. - Page 3 Dsfadfdsfd

"Do you remember the 21st of September?"

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Getting right next to pedobot the slugman sprays liquid goop at him.
3d6=12
Justin is hit with the vile slime slowing him down by 3 points.
"You are mine"

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:32 am

Pedobot just slings the child by the broken arm, throwing him at the slug as pedobot jumps to the side into a pile of hay.

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Jman1re wrote:: Pedobot just slings the child by the broken arm, throwing him at the slug as pedobot jumps to the side into a pile of hay.

3d6=12 Dodge fail
The slugman takes 2d6=6 Points of crippled child damage.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:37 am

All you can see is a giant smile coming from the hay pile

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:40 am

Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. - Page 3 Buttn

The bard manages to pull Kenny's pants down, but misses the punch to fist his anus.

"Aw shiiiit!"

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Kenny took a shit and is attempting to shove it down the bard's throat.

Roll successful.

The bard is choking.

Kenny pulls his pants back up.

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Jman1re wrote:: All you can see is a giant smile coming from the hay pile

3d6 =3
Critical search.
The slugman pulls Pedobot in a grapple.
He then proceeds to drag him back to his friends.

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:45 am

Pedobot kisses the slug on the cheek

you know I don't usually hug on the first date you big brute

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Jman1re wrote:: Pedobot kisses the slug on the cheek

you know I don't usually hug on the first date you big brute

2d6=7 crushing damage as the slug tightens his grip.
"I am going to beat your ass."

Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:50 am

After having chocked on shit, and a mouth full of shit, the bard gets on his knees and looks up at the sky, as he mentally plays ABBA's "Dancing Queen" while he prays.

"God, I've been brought into this world, and I do my duty well, singing songs for travelers, and all I want right now is to attempt to fist this lowly hobgoblins anus, please just pull his pants down so I can put my luck in my own abilities to fist his anus. This is a humble request from a shit mouthed stick figure bard."

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