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Jman1re
Posts : 62
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 31
Location : In the basement of my mom's house. SO WHAT!?
|  Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:11 am | |
| "heyyy buddy why did you put me in the corner, im away from my FRIIIIIIEENDS" | |
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Kyo Matsurame
Admin
Posts : 39
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 33
Location : Your girlfriend's place
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:12 am | |
| Why the fuck... Are you sitting at my table...?
*A bit annoyed with what just happened around him. Crushing the glass in his hand* | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:12 am | |
| The bartender glares at kenny.
3d6=17
kenny ht =12 ht save fail
Kenny gains erectile dysfunction for 1d6=1 day | |
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Kennyman
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:15 am | |
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Jman1re
Posts : 62
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 31
Location : In the basement of my mom's house. SO WHAT!?
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:16 am | |
| "hey buddy, what if I wanted to drink that?"
Pedobot licks the table with his rock mouth, chopping on the glass
"Don't make me sober, you wont like me when i'm sober"
Pedobot then points toward the character sheet floating above his head at the bully and minor addiction to alcohol disadventages | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:20 am | |
| - Kennyman wrote:
- "Well fuck."
 You can't | |
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Kennyman
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:29 am | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:31 am | |
| The bartender flies away spinning in the air.
(So we have an angry zombie, and two old friends in a place I wasn't expecting you to go. This is going to turn out great) | |
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Kennyman
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:32 am | |
| "So now what?"
Takes another drink. | |
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Jman1re
Posts : 62
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 31
Location : In the basement of my mom's house. SO WHAT!?
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:47 am | |
| Pedobot looks around.
"So are we going to go to the whore house again? to clean out their basements"
pedobot winks at them. | |
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KrylanceloFinrandi
Posts : 9
Join date : 2010-09-10
Age : 31
Location : Long Beach
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:51 am | |
|  Suddenly a stick figure bodied bard appears from the floor boards of the bar, a waiting place he is often caught in, hopping infront of the trio of faggits at the table. "HEY GUYS, YOU WANNA SING?" | |
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Kyo Matsurame
Admin
Posts : 39
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 33
Location : Your girlfriend's place
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:52 am | |
| ... That's it, I'm out.
*Gets up and walks out of the bar*
I need a smoke... | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:55 am | |
| Outside of the bar, the cold breeze across his skin. The town statue of a slime knight eating a winged unicorn is lit up with decorations. A small man asks the man.
"would you like to buy some of my wares. Rare pony artefacts. Before the great cleansing" | |
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Jman1re
Posts : 62
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 31
Location : In the basement of my mom's house. SO WHAT!?
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:55 am | |
| "hey bar-keep!"
"what are the missions on the board today?" | |
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Kennyman
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:56 am | |
|  "No." | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:56 am | |
| The bartender waves an eye at pedobot. "We stopped doing jobs here when you and your friends blew up the town with that giant rat zombie army." | |
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Kyo Matsurame
Admin
Posts : 39
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 33
Location : Your girlfriend's place
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:57 am | |
| *Looks down at the man*
Did you say... Ponies...? I don't think so... | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:58 am | |
| "C'mon, I have a ton of magical shit you can use."
He takes out a bag full of magical trinkets.
"Whatever you need man, I just need some gold" | |
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Kyo Matsurame
Admin
Posts : 39
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 33
Location : Your girlfriend's place
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:59 am | |
| I said no...
Fuck off...
*Pushes the man aside* | |
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Kennyman
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:59 am | |
| Kenny flips the table and storms out of the tavern to check up on Zach. | |
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Jman1re
Posts : 62
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 31
Location : In the basement of my mom's house. SO WHAT!?
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:00 am | |
| "well, you knew it was going to happen when the 2nd giant zombie rat came out from the whore house and I jumped on its back and rode it around screaming, REVOLUTION!!!!!" | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:03 am | |
| "Get out of my bar you shit" Picking up pedobot he forces him out with his friend. | |
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KrylanceloFinrandi
Posts : 9
Join date : 2010-09-10
Age : 31
Location : Long Beach
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:05 am | |
|  The bard suddenly snuggles up to Kenny's cheek and smiles, whispering in his ears. "You suuuure....?" | |
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Kennyman
Posts : 91
Join date : 2010-08-23
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:06 am | |
|  "YEAH!" | |
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Danny Green
Admin
Posts : 99
Join date : 2010-08-23
| | Subject: Re: Ledgend of zelda oot I mean gurps. Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:09 am | |
| The city is full of life, various shops of all sorts. The people are all friendly and there are a few black market shops.
The penguin knight gives a rude gesture towards kenny as he waddles away cutely. | |
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